This language is a language which has no verbs, no pronouns, no vowels, and rather fluid word order. All clauses are in brackets. It is related somehow to Гышфту.

I tried to contradict multiple linguistic universals and make strange sounds, while also making a language with an artificial history. Eventually, I ended up not contradicting all that many, honestly.

IPA Chart/OrthographyEdit

Labiodental Dentolabial Bidental Linguolabial Retroflex Uvular
Central Lateral
Approximant Egressive ʋ̥ {p} ʋ̥͆ {s} ɸ̺ {t} l̪̊ {l} ɭ̊ {w} ᴫ̥ {k}
Ingressive ʋ̥↓ {'p} ʋ̥͆↓ {'s} ɸ̺↓ {'t} l̪̊↓ {'l} ɭ̊↓ {'w} ᴫ̥↓ {'k}
Trill Plain ʙ̪̊ {v} ɽ͡r̥ {r}
Ejective ʙ̪̊' {"v} ɽ͡r̥' {"r}
Percussive ʭ {j}


In this language, all consonants are syllabic and they cannot be non-syllabic. This means that there are 17 possible syllables and all of them consist of a single consonant.

The alphabet/syllabary consists of symmetrical glyphs. The alphabetical order (in Roman transliteration) is:
p s t l w k 'p 's 't 'l 'w 'k v r "v "r


It doesn't have any verbs. Relations between words are created using word modifiers, whixh usually surround the word. The first letter is usually egressive at the prior part and ingressive at the part after. Both the head word and the word to which the action applies are declined, but in different ways. If there is an equal relationship, both are declined in the same way.


The numbers are bijective base 16. This means there is no zero, and there is a specific number representing sixteen.

English In Language
1 one p
2 two s
3 three t
15 fifteen 'v
16 sixteen 'r
17 seventeen sp
34 thirty-four ts

When used in a sentence, these are surrounded by number markers (see below).



Inanimate Locative (both parties are animate) = H: lt-'lt O: lt-'lt
lt statue 'lt lt death 'lt = The statue and death happened at the same general place.

IDK Case (both parties are separate) = H: tl-'tl O: tl-'tl
tl dog 'tl tl man 'tl = The man and the dog are connected. (The implication is that they know each other.)

Animate Locative (one or more parties are inanimate [head]) = H: tt-'tt O: t't-'t't
tt statue 'tt t't man 't't = The man was at/near the statue.

Partitive (head is part of other) = H: pl-'pl O: p'l-'p'l
pl man 'pl p'l hand 'p'l = The man's hand

Comparative (compares two things (using X)) = X: sv-sv H: st-'st O: s't-'s't
sv courageous sv st person 'st s't man 's't= The person is courageous compared to the man.

Modified/Modifier (modifier is head) = H: wt-'wt O: w't-'w't
wt causation 'wt w't happiness 'w't = The happiness which causes something

Allative+Dative(shows X going to H from O) = X: kr-kr H: kt-'kt O: k't-'k't
kr information kr kt man 'kt k't book 'k't = The information goes from the book to the man.

Causative/Instrumental (the thing that caused it to happen is the head) = H: pw-'pw O: p'w-'p'w
pw man 'pw p'w hammer 'p'w = There was a hammer because of the man OR The man causes something to happen using the hammer OR The man uses the hammer to do something.


Name Marker (marks name, which is the only thing it goes around; goes inside other modifiers) = H: ll-'ll
wt ll Johnny 'll 'wt w't pl man 'pl 'w't p'l hand 'p'l = the hand of the man named Johnny.

Thing Number Marker (for defining the number of nouns; around number N outside modifiers and around O inside modifiers) = N: pj-jp O: 'pj-j'p
pj 5 jp pl 'pj man j'p 'pl p'l hand 'p'l = the hands of five men

Placement Number Marker (for clarifying sentence order; the number indicates the number of words one should skip backwards in the sentence to find the right word; around number N outside modifiers) = N: sj-js
wt green 'wt wt happy 'wt w't cat 'w't sj 3 js w't man 'w't = The man is green and the cat is happy. (Without this, the sentence would be "The man is happy and the cat is green.")


rwptp = land
t'ttp'p = language
rtr'rt = speed/fast thing
rtvlp = beautiful thing/beauty
p'lpwp = path etched into the ground
pl'tkt = path put upon the ground
lt'tkr = non-attachment
tlw'tl = valuable thing/value
rwpr'p = person (thinking thing)
rpvrv = number
ptvp't = this state
pvl'lt = body of liquid (ocean, lake, river, etc.)
tvr'tp = conversation
wp'lrt = metal
rwwrw = great size
t'ptrw = physical form
r'ltrt = inside
r'ltr't = outside
r'lvrt = direction
rtvr't = in motion*
vrvrr = imaginary thing
vtlr'l = inequality
rwsrk = government
wd'trl = hard substance/plastic
vtvv't = set (of)
srvl't = physical separation/otherness
dlft't = place
vtlts = useful thing/usefulness
pr'plv = protector (parent, guardian, army, shell, etc.)
ltlrt = the connection of one to one's relatives/friends and the land
pstv't = something which can be read
tk'ksp = shape with X sides
r'st'lv = morally correct (thing)
l'ltrw = something inorganic reaching towards the sky
lltp'r = something more spread out across the ground
klrlw = edible substance
tpv'pr = family member separated by a bend
tprpv = family member separated by a straight line
lwp'wr = container (house, bowl, etc.)
lw'krl = system of tunnels (cave system, vascular system)
vstpt = word/phrase with X actors
s'lpt't = painful thing/pain
tvtkv = microorganism
pr'ltp = death (when someone is no longer warmer than the world)
krtvt = ground-dweller
krl'lt = water-dweller
kwlwl = action
t'rtpt = plant
p"rp'tr = stomach cavity, inside
p"rktv = underside, underneath

rwt'tk = rotten thing (positive connotation)
plp'll = reckless abandon (positive connotation)

Sample Sentences

pw plp'll 'pw p'w tl tvr'tp 'tl tl wt rpvrv 'wt 'tl w't rwpr'p 'w't 'p'w. = The conversation about the number of people was/is a thing of reckless abandon.

kt ptvp't 'kt k't tl lt'tkr 'tl t'l wt wp'lrt 'wt w't t'ptrw 'w't 't'l 'k't. = The thing which is made of metal will eventually use/understand the principle of non-attachment (and become a person, etc.).

wt ltlrt 'wt w't lt pl p'rp'tr 'pl 'lt lt t"rtpt 'lt 'w't p'l tpv'pr 'p'l. = The group of related family members eat plants together in harmony.

wt wt tlw'tl 'wt w't kwlwl 'w't 'wt w't rwsrk 'w't. - The government is a valuable action.

pw pl vtlts 'pl p'l vtvv't 'p'l 'pw p'w pl r'sl'tv 'pl 'p'w p'l krl'lt 'p'l. - The moral correctness of the water dweller occurred because of the set of valuable things.


All languages have stops.
All languages have either bilabials, fricatives or nasals.
All languages have some non-syllabic consonants.
All languages have voiced sounds.
All languages have rounded sounds.
No language has a linguolabial trill.
No language has dentolabial sounds.
All languages have non-implied verbs.
No language conjugates for both the head word and the affected word in every relationship.
No language has cases that work like brackets.

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