Type Artlang
Head direction
Tonal No
Declensions Yes
Conjugations Yes
Genders yes
Nouns decline according to...
Case Number
Definiteness Gender
Verbs conjugate according to...
Voice Mood
Person Number
Tense Aspect
Progress 0%
Nouns 0%
Verbs 0%
Adjectives 0%
Syntax 0%
Words 2 of 1500
Creator Hîr Balan

Classification and DialectsEdit

Kakilexi is a language designed for bureaucracy. It is my first language here.



Kakilexi has only 20 letters, 17 of which are consonants. The language is agglutinative. It is not tonal, if only because tonality cannot be easily transferred into paperwork.

Bilabial Labio-dental Dental Alveolar Post-alveolar Retroflex Palatal Velar Uvular Pharyngeal Epiglottal Glottal
Nasal m n (ɳ)
Plosive p b t k
Fricative f v f v
Flap or tap
Lateral fric.
Lateral app.
Lateral flap


Front Near-front Central Near-back Back
High ɪ̈
Near-high ɘ
Near-low æ


Writing SystemEdit

Letter Aa Bb Čč Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Íí Mm Nn Tt
Sound æ b ʂ ɖ ɘ ɸ ɡ h i m ɳ t
Letter Vv Θθ Pp Rr Śś Kk Üü Ll
Sound β θ p r s k ɪ̈ ɭ


Nouns: Edit

Nouns decline according to number, gender, definitiveness and case. As per normal, this is done in order to allow one to disqualify one's opponents on linguistic technicality.

Start with the noun bač meaning hand. Bač is a masculine noun, therefore, it ends in a č. Feminine nouns end with v and neuter nouns end with í. Next take into account number: One bač, two bačv, three or more bače. Next take into account definitiveness: If one is certain it is existent, add the prefix a-. If one is skeptical, add the prefix e-. If one is certain that it is not existent, add í-. Lastly, one must take into account the case. The cases in Kakilexi are Nominative, Objective, Genitive, and Possessed. Nominative case nouns have the final suffix of -n. Objective case ends with -t. Genitive case ends with -ep. Possessed case ends with -oθ.

Verbs: Edit

Verbs conjugate according to person, tense, mood, voice, and number.

Írś is a simple verb. It means "to tax".

Syntax: Edit

The syntax of Kakilexi varies with the form of the sentence. Objectively true statements are SVO. Subjectively true statements are VSO. Objectively false statements are OVS. Subjectively false statements are OSV. Questions are SOV. Commands are VOS. The variation in syntax exists for the sole purpose of disqualifying people's paperwork on technicalities.


Some common words include:

Bač - hand

Kakí- order

Lekší - speech

Čiv- paper

Example textEdit

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