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|Sack Kack Щаск|
|Nouns decline according to...|
|Verbs conjugate according to...|
Sack Kack Щаск (often shortened to Swack) is a language spoken at the center of the core of the Moon in the city of Xxlqayqqlf. It is said to be a language based around love, sacks, and the love of sacks.
It's spoken by magical space elves who collectively worship the Almighty Sack and routinely mutilate letters of the Latin Alphabet to appease Him.
There are a number of ways to express yourself in Swack, namely by speaking loud so that people can hear you. (it's pretty hard not to hear someone speaking though because speaking it sounds kinda like slaughtering a goat)
Swack has a freakin intense phonology dude
|Fricative||ʂʷ||χ ʁ||ħ ʕ ʕ̃||ʜ ʢ||=333|
|Click||ʘ ᵑʘ ʘʰ||ʘ̼ ᵑʘ̼||(*0*)/|
Consonants behave based on how their mood is because we don't wanna make them do anything they're not comfortable with, ya know
Several consonant phonemes require a working anus so come prepared
Swack's got every vowel ever because it's just that rad. You can use any of 'em whenever.
Swack uses an alphabet based on the Latin script, but it's a little different because we don't wanna impede on their territory, ya knowThere are twenty-six letters that each make a different sound. The letter Goop combines with several other letters in order to make similar sounds and because he's friendly unlike people in the real world
Swack also uses the exclamation mark as a period because people are always excited because why would you not be when you live inside the freaking Moon
There is only one vowel letter, Boner, which can be whatever vowel it feels like in the spirit of sacks and romance.
You can have whatever consonants or vowels or whatever in a row. Sometimes it kinda sounds like you're actively choking yourself while you speak it. intense huh
Nouns decline when they're feeling tired and need to rest and wanna take a nice lil nap on the decliner
Side note: do not overuse nouns as they tire easily
Verbs are cool though, they age like fine memes
(from Dictionary.com (thank you for letting me use this thanks)) verb n. any member of a class of words that function as the main elements of predicates, that typically express action, state, or a relation between two things, and that may be inflected for tense, aspect, voice, mood, and to show agreement with their subject or object.
You always start a sentence with a rating of your current mood in sacks. (?sacks/10sacks)
this sentence is a test plese delete it
Vocabulary words are kinda like this:
|"I love you"|
|WILL EXPAND VOCABULARY LATER I HAVE TO GO CLEAN MY ROOM|
"All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood. MLG 420 blaze it."