Blob doom

aka Edward Harald Walker

  • I live in london
  • My occupation is Emperor
  • I am male
  • Blob doom

    The winner with the worst orthography is Bzøssktlyx which looks like a hungarian and a dane where drunk and decided to start dancing on their keyboards. I mean come on look at the name does anyone even know who to pronouce that ugly shite. please just kill it with fire now, I mean seriously why use x for /X/ its just way too ugly, yuck.

    Xatxqw'obźadgaź bžahkxuslabgatx htaqwatxašqužxyžnaxatx qabzbžuzatxašbgagabatxybad xag. Bžaaxloqatl xag kaxiltxašskxasžawadgaź ktlaxlaladqabz dudxax txozowg'agad øb'øb. doesn't that just burn your eyes, I mean

    The language with the worst back story is Mjeh, I mean lava people that has to be the most shit back story I have ever seen did a fucking 4 year old write it for you Pat5005. I mean under the earth's man…

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  • Blob doom

    This is a challenge conducted by and judged by me,it finishes on the 3rd march and the starting point is the 14th febuary

    the rules are 

    1) The phonology must be comprised of your least favourite consonants, vowels and phonotatic structure

    2) the grammar is be the worst grammar you can think of

    3) words should be made without any imagination

    So it is basically to create a language you will hate and which I will hate as well, the worst language wins by a community vote and I will write some good insults for it.

    So get going

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  • Blob doom

    anyone here

    October 17, 2014 by Blob doom

    no one seems to be in chat when i am online

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    August 5, 2014 by Blob doom

    Looking on this website, I get hemmed down by alternative versions of english, romancelangs, slavlangs and germanolangs. I have nothing against Sae languages but gets a bit boring after a while

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